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Haircuts and Language barriers!

Starting to look like Coco the Clown again so I ventured out onto the streets of Istanbul in search of a barber. Didn’t have to look too hard as there are heaps here. Found a bloke mopping his floor and … Continue reading

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Farewell Turkey

So it’s adios Türkiye. A week of fun and games here and the search of the perfect Döner Kebab, some walking and a wind down from madness that Richard Branson served up. Self served stuff in Barcelona, a bath or … Continue reading

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Shit weather forecasting vs fun!

Thousands of Australians in weather dependent businesses or people planning weather dependent activities carefully watch the weather forecast. Today, that includes us. 7am, it says, pissing with rain all day. Little peek out of the window looks like the bald … Continue reading

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Spiders, Kiwis, Butch and Sausage

Aus is home for us and I fucking love the place. Some of the local flora and fauna can be a tad feisty but that only adds to the fun. Don’t like it? Please feel free to politely go away! … Continue reading

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Paronella Park

Around 1913, an ambitious Spaniard, José Paronella, sailed to Far North Queensland searching for a better life. Well over 100 years before an arrogant army of geriatric POMs decided that Earl Grey Tea, Big Ears & Co were more relevant … Continue reading

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Mud Crabbing, Crocodiles, Cassowaries and other FNQ stuff

Mud crabs are always a good idea, catching the bastards however whilst maintaining a full quota of fingers and thumbs is another matter entirely. Also given the creeks here are infested with prehistoric eating machines, the risk of losing a … Continue reading

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Cooktown

Our original plan was to get as far as Cape Tribulation before a gentle amble back South. My trusty co-pilot poo-pooed that idea and pointed us back North. A gentle 4 hours later we find ourselves in Cooktown. Seems like … Continue reading

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Yoga and Meditation and Spa retreat with Bels and Amber

Got a message from a yoga chum of ours wondering if we were anywhere near Cairns. An hour or so’s drive in the wrong direction didn’t seem too arduous, so off we headed to Palm Cove.  Bels and Amber had … Continue reading

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Mud wrestling with Fergie

Never mud wrestle with a pig! You will both get covered in shit but the pig will enjoy it. This mantra generally applies when dealing with imbeciles. Sadly, I have to accept the imbecile sticker for this one. Having stayed … Continue reading

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Mossman, Daintree and Cape Tribulation

After the fun and games that was Port Douglas, time to get back on track and head North again. The horse was a touch thirsty and the smelly fluid box was beginning to emit some alarming warnings! Found a dump … Continue reading

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